Random re-blogs, thoughts, and musings...

 

noodlegirl5:

tomatomagica:

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this will happen to you if you sexualize minors

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Dr. Doofenshmirtz was a good father, don’t try to change my mind.

too-easy-being-green:

zerpderptwerp:

eternalgirlscout:

i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight

pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected

i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating

Your pants can’t wait for my pee

And here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe

no-x-in-nixon:
“Rommel pulls up in this ride and slap yo girl’s ass, wyd?
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I’d tell him I read his book.

no-x-in-nixon:

Rommel pulls up in this ride and slap yo girl’s ass, wyd?

I’d tell him I read his book.

2baekxing:

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

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surprisedentistry:

snulbug2:

fagmurdock:

fagmurdock:

that supergirl lesbian kiss where the girls look like they are going to quit after that take is the polar opposite of the scene in brokeback where alma sees jack and ennis making out and heath ledger almost broke jake gyllenhaals nose

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the binary

#someone said ‘the supergirl kiss looks like when michael kissed oscar on the office’ and it does and i’m screaming

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this is literally the same gif

(Source: fagmarx)